100+ Funny Birthday Quotes For Brother

Funny Birthday Quotes for brothers can be one of the best ways to wish your brother on this birthday. Brother can be your best friend, your crime partner. So make something special for his birthday so it can put a smile on his face and make his special day memorable. You can share some funny birthday quotes to make him happy on his birthday. Every birthday party needs some humor to make the birthday party more enjoyable. You can send these funny birthday quotes on your social media to wish your loving brother a happy birthday. So if your brother’s birthday is near, and you have no idea how to make this birthday a memorable one, try these funny happy birthday quotes for your brother. It will surely make him laugh, making his day a little bit special.

Funny Birthday Quotes for Brother

“Happy birthday to the funniest guy I know: my brother! I hope you have a day that’s as funny and as hilarious as you are!”

“I know I’m more lovable than you but I love you more than anyone. Wish you the happiest birthday ever.”

“The only good that has happened on your birth is your dumbness. It’s been amusing for me over the years. Happy birthday, bro!”

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“I spent so many hours searching for the best birthday message for you. Then I thought of a simple message for a simple brother – Happy birthday, brother!”

“Mom and dad were thinking I am crazy. Thank God that you arrived. Now they know who is the craziest. Happy birthday to the weirdo of our family.”

“A very happy birthday to my brother who is responsible for all the crazy things we have done during childhood days. Happy birthday brother.”

“When somebody looks at us, they have no problem differentiating among who is older and who is younger. Happy birthday!”

“It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.”

“Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of zombie apocalypse.”

“You are never by my side but always in my heart. Happy birthday to the coolest guy.”

“You put your head in ice water and I would guarantee your hairs would be as smooth as crocodile’s teeth! Wishing happy birthday brother!”

“Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.”

“Sometimes I wonder, if I had one more brother like you, my childhood would have been double fun. But I only had one ‘you’. Happy birthday!”

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“Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.”

“Happy birthday bro! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbow!”

“Today, we are celebrating mom and dad’s second favorite kid: my brother! Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming… and reminds me a lot of myself!”

“The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stays the same! Happy birthday brother!”

“Thank you for ruining every childhood photo of ours. Still today, every photo looks bad when it has your face in it! Happy birthday!”

“Happiest Birthday my amazing brother! You deserve nothing but the best.”

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Happy Birthday!”

“You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!”

“Happy Birthday Brother. A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.”

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“No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you, bro! Have a brilliant birthday!”

“Happy birthday, brother! It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.”

“Don’t get messy on your birthday this year as you were a total mess on your last birthday.”

“Birthdays are for enjoyments and for parties, so party hard on your birthday brother!”

“Your Birthday party is the most awaited day for me as when we can make fun of you as much as we want!”

“Brother tries to over smart other brother, which is making dumb of each other. Happy birthday dear brother! Love you.”

“Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.”

“Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.”

“Birthdays are like girlfriends; they come and go- unless you enjoy them. Happy Birthday!”

“Dude, you are so busted when I start spilling your secrets. Better share that cake. Have a nice Birthday Bro!”

“I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!”

“It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.”

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“You’re not 40; you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience! Happy Birthday Bro!”

“Today you have added another year to your age. May it come with hope, joy and enormous wishes of life for you. Happy Birthday to you!”

“My brother is a superhero. His special power is being a great brother. Happy Birthday!”

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

“Happy Birthday dearest brother. The candles on your cake are exactly the number of your real age. I already called 911 too, just in case you collapse after blowing them out. Have fun.”

“It’s your birthday, bro. I wish you a very happy and blessed one. Eat and enjoy your cake while you still have your teeth intact.”

Read: Birthday Quotes and Wishes for Brother

Funny Birthday Quotes for Elder Brother

“Before being a brother, you are the best buddy and partner in crime for me. Happy birthday, big dude!”

“It’s the day when I remind you that I’m younger than you and I always will be! Happy Birthday.”

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“Hooray, it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!”

“You can’t pick your family that is very true which explains why I’m stuck with you! Happy Birthday, Big Bro.”

“You are getting older and weirder day by day. But sadly, you are not becoming wiser. Happy birthday, bro!”

“Brothers take care of brother snatching everything! Happy birthday big brother! We love you with discount!”

“Happy birthday, brother! I didn’t get you a gift this year, but never fear because I’m here! I mean, what better gift is there than me!”

“Don’t be mean on today, let’s enjoy till we empty our pockets on your special day of birth!”

“I hope you enjoy your birthday this year and forget about your wrinkled skin, white hairs, and weak bones.”

“Happy birthday to my brother. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!”

“Happy Birthday Brother. Pop some champagne and let you toast to you! Love You, Brother!”

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“May God bless every day of your life with a ray of sun, a touch of hope, a glint of joy & a drop of love.”

“Happy Birthday, bro. I wonder if I will ever be able to repay my dues, after what you’ve done for me in my life.”

“Happy birthday to a buddy who is intelligent, clever, humorous, entertaining… and reminds me a lot of myself!”

“You’re adapting to the perfect age. Old enough to acknowledge your errors but young sufficient to make some more. Happy Birthday!”

“You are one of the greatest brothers in the world, you are like Google to me because when I had a problem, you were always there for me to resolve it. Happy Birthday, dear bro, and love you.”

“So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays have lived the longest life on the earth.”

“Did you know the Merriam-Webster dictionary has a picture of your face under ‘dinosaur’? Happy Birthday, my prehistoric older brother!”

“Happy Birthday to the new wrinkle on your face. Welcome to another set of gray hairs on your head.”

Read: Brother Quotes and Sayings

Funny Birthday Quotes for Younger Brother

“The best part of having a naughty brother like you is that I can blame you for almost everything I do. Happy birthday, bro.”

“Many congratulations on reaching a new height of the game called life. Have a blessed birthday, naughty!”

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“Happiest birthday to my adorable brother! This is the day you arrived to steal my share of dad’s love and mom.”

“You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro! Happy birthday!”

“It’s great to see how you have grown so fast, even if you are able to conduct yourself as a mature adult. Happy birthday young brother!”

“You just reminded me how old I am! Happy birthday little bro.”

“Happy birthday little brother! Please don’t tell anyone how old you are this year because then you’ll give away my age too!”

“It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!”

“You being born saved my childhood, thank you for being born on time. Happy birthday my brother!”

“My little brother is now very big, though you may be tall, you will always be little. Have a blast on your Birthday!”

“Happy birthday little brother! Please don’t tell anyone how old you are this year because then you’ll give away my age too!”

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“Bro, welcome to adulthood. But I still do not see signs of stubble on your chin. Happy Birthday!”

“We’re going to celebrate your birthday in style bro! Let’s go crazy and enjoy yourselves as much as we can! Party!”

“Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.”

“Happy Birthday, Brother! Want to let you know that when you fall, I will be the first one to laugh at you!”

“Happy birthday bro! Congratulations on another trip around the sun!”

“My sweet, cute, lovely, wonderful, and sometimes mischievous, naughty, and evil younger brother. Many many happy returns or the day! Happy Birthday!”

“Because I am such a kind-hearted brother, I have remembered your birthday and forgotten your age. Happy Birthday!”

“Happy birthday bro! I hope all your birthday wishes come true even the weird ones!”

“How are birthday cake and you alike? You are both so sweet! Happy Birthday!”

“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip…Happy Birthday…”

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“On your birthday I wish you lots of joy, fun, happiness, love, and all that stuff that doesn’t cost a thing… Have a good one!”

“I would love to throw a cake at your face brother, not because I hate you; just because I want to annoy you. So stay alert. Happy Birthday, bro!”

Funny Birthday Quotes for Brother from Sister

“Happy birthday to the brother of the most amazing sister in the world. Stop being awkward around people!”

“Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy birthday brother!”

“Happy birthday, bro! Enjoy the day and never forget that, mom and dad love me more than you.”

“My naughtiest brother, happy birthday! You are the one who has always keep our home lively and cheerful.”

“No one can make me laugh like you do – especially when I look at your face. Happy Birthday!”

“As playful as you are, you are still the best brother I could ask for. Happy birthday!”

“This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday, brother.”

“For your birthday this year, I hope that you will always stay as cute as you are now. Happy birthday!”

funny birthday quotes for brother

“My quarrelsome brother, happy birthday! I know we always fight and quarrel but you know how much I love you. Have an unforgettable day and be very happy today and always!”

“A very happy birthday my little brother. When I see you, I see a funny individual with no purpose and willingness to live. Anyways, happy birthday brother!”

“Happy birthday my dearest brother, I hope that one day you will finally stop annoying me!”

“Happy birthday to the naughtiest brother of the world! You always irritate me and bother me with your nonsense talk but I must say that, without you, my life becomes boring.”

“We have shared our fair share of good and bad times. Now, it’s high time you should share your chocolates and birthday gifts with me. Happy birthday to my brother!”

“May this birthday make you fat and lazy, so I can finally be the one to show off. Have an amazing birthday dear bro.”

“You are a strong, great, headstrong man and I could not be any prouder of you. I really love you brother. Have a great day.”

“Without you, who would disappoint our parents? Happy birthday, brother!”

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Funny quotes for brothers are a great way to make them feel celebrated and show them how much you care. Whatever you decide to write on your brother’s birthday card will undoubtedly make him laugh, smile, and feel special if you can write in a proper way. As long as you write something funny, you already have the perfect card for him! Using the right phrases is the key to making the best birthday card that will be remembered for years to come. Sometimes we don’t have much time to put our efforts into writing the best card for a birthday. At this moment, you can think out of the box and add some humor to the card using these funny birthday quotes for your brother. If you want to make your brother feel extra special on his birthday, then try to use one of these witty lines he will never forget. These funny birthday quotes for my brother will make a laughter-filled family celebration. You have one day to celebrate your birthday, so have a good one.

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